Total Medals Earned: 1,802 (From 333 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,815 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 14/20 (115/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
You beat Level 1!
You beat Level 2!
You beat Level 3 and also won the game!
Complete stage 1.
Complete stage 3.
Reach stage 5.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 19/20 (100/125 points)
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Medals Earned: 1/15 (50/840 points)
Find the first Hairold Coin.
Beat Level 1.
Beat Level 2.
Beat Level 3.
Beat Level 4.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 6.
Find the second Hairold Coin.
Find the third Hairold Coin.
Find the forth Hairold Coin.
Find the fifth Hairold Coin.
Find the sixth Hairold Coin.
Beat a level without harming the princess at the end.
Getting a highscore higher than the average of all the devs scores combined, that being $210,251!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
You are free.
Medals Earned: 10/31 (50/500 points)
Finished Level 1.
Finished Level 2.
Finished Level 3.
Finished Level 4.
Finished Level 5.
Finished Level 6.
Finished Level 7.
Finished Level 8.
Finished Level 9.
Finished Level 10.
Finished Level 11.
Finished Level 12.
Finished Level 13.
Finished Level 14.
Finished Level 15.
Finished Level 16.
Finished Level 17.
Finished Level 18.
Finished Level 19.
Finished Level 20.
Finished Level 21.
Finished Level 22.
Finished Level 23.
Finished Level 24.
Finished Level 25.
Collected 5 hidden butterflies.
Collected 10 hidden butterflies.
Collected 15 hidden butterflies.
Collected 20 hidden butterflies.
Collected 25 hidden butterflies.
Completed 100% of the game.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (150/150 points)
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